andrew garfield’s bisexual spiderman would beat the shit out of tobey maguire’s homophobic spiderman
“nice outfit, your husband buy that for you?” in comes andrew garfield with a gun
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andrew garfield’s bisexual spiderman would beat the shit out of tobey maguire’s homophobic spiderman
“nice outfit, your husband buy that for you?” in comes andrew garfield with a gun
"I don't like the Jack Harkness test because it means it's okay to fuck Scooby Doo"
yes that's the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn't exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.
the reason you don't like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking
Tumblr being free is humanity's greatest error.
Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it
"average bisexual starts 3 businesses a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bisexual starts 0 businesses a year. Businesses Hank, who lives in montana and starts over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
We should add that they (the author of this website) did this with Hank’s approval and encouragement.
to me, spider-man noticing and interacting with deadpool’s fourth-wall break is the equivalent of the hot priest noticing and interacting with fleabag’s fourth-wall breaking, in this essay I will-
You have to be willing to sit through horrible albums sometimes to look for new music and you might find it impossible but it’s what makes life worth living to me. it takes the discipline of a warrior to be a true music lover not everyone can survive it
It’s like when u read a book you aren’t smart enough for and have to look up the words or concepts it used in the dictionary. It’s the same with music like if an album is ahead of it’s time and sounds like nothing else and you feel a departure from your usual comforts bc it illicits feelings you aren’t used to how could you resist coming back to it over and over again? One of the most healing feelings in the world especially for depression brained people like me who are convinced nothing new or exciting exists in the world anymore. It’s proof of innumerable hidden pathways you haven’t discovered yet